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The Dick It Method

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Grip It

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Meet The Founder

Andy

CEO & Chief Dicking Officer 4x Dick It World Champion Volleyball Spike Consultant Certified Dick It Practitioner (Level 9)

Andy has been dicking it since 1987. What started as a passion for volleyball became a global movement. Andy holds a black belt in Dicking It and has been named "Most Likely To Dick It" three years running by the International Dicking Federation (IDF). When he's not dicking it on the court, he's dicking it in the boardroom.

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The Dick It Blog

Insights from the front lines of dicking it.

TRAINING

5 Signs You're Not Dicking It Hard Enough

By Andy · 5 min read

LIFESTYLE

How To Dick It In Public Without Embarrassment

By Andy · 8 min read

RELATIONSHIPS

Andy's Guide To Dicking It With A Partner

By Andy · 6 min read

OPINION

Why Your Coach Doesn't Want You To Dick It (And Why They're Wrong)

By Andy · 12 min read

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